do you want to be Paris Hilton's bff?

MTV is doing a reality tv show and you can be Paris' new bff. I think it's absolutely ridiculous but Mark's co-worker asked for his support, lol! I did not vote, nor will I ever vote (no, i don't vote on american idol despite my mom and mark's mom urging me to do so hahaha) . The only time I've ever voted for these tv reality contest things is for jabbawockeez because they were going up against a group that's totally not up to par with them. other than that, i really couldn't care less. =P

http://parisbff.com/people/donni1985

enjoy!

can i just vent?

in bullet point pa

- i HATE apartment living. i hate that our neighbors bang on the wall when vaughn and i are trying to play with blocks or his wooden shape sorter. we don't even play at unreasonable times of the day but well, i guess some people are just bitter and unhappy!

- i hate that when my neighbor hoses down their backyard area (yes same neighbor), the water and the dirt trickles into our backyard and pools there! yyeeeaaarggghhh!

- i hate house hunting. i hate mortgage lenders. house buying is not doing so great right now, another roadblock. i am putting my hands up in the air and admitting defeat. so maybe no house until late this year, or maybe none at all this year. whatever. I'm over it.

- did i mention i hate my neighbors??? oh...yes i did

- work is insane busy. but that's always how it is every quarter so i'm going to vent now before it starts to go nuts here and i can't call back friends and see family anymore (hi damon! i will call you back promise...lori, i think i'm going to disneyland this weekend i will try to pick up mickey mouse at toon town)

and last: does anyone have any money they can donate to my house fund? HAHAHAHAHA! fat chance of that happening. but well, a girl can always try. be well everybody, don't be as frazzled as me. XO

tuesday morning hilarity

suzette forwarded this to me. i rarely read forwards, but if it makes me chuckle or laugh out loud, it's definitely worth posting on my blog =)

p.s. if you don't speak our language, you'll be scratching your head on this one (i.e. how is this funny?). it's ok, it's not you, it's a culture thing =)

i've received a lot of grammatical/pronounciation error forwards but this one takes the cake! ~teray~

1. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
If you are ADIEU, you are from Israel.

2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

4. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
PAUL, be care PAUL, you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL.

5. Use DELETION in a sentence.
The balat of DELETION is crispy.

6. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.

7. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.

8. Use IRAQ , EGYPT , and IRAN in a sentence.
I threw IRAQ at EGYPT and then IRAN .

10. Use DEFLATE in a sentence.
Can you please wash DEFLATE for me?

11. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
Jack and Jill got married on Nov. 1, 1997. So on Nov. 1, 1998, they
are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.

12. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE; first DEFEAT, and then DETAIL.

13. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.

14. Use FACT 3 times in a sentence . As a matter of FACT, the birds
cannot fly without FACT FACT!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

roadblock roadblock

cliche but, when life hands you lemons they say make lemonade. but with what money? lol. this thing we're doing is a long and arduous process. so i need to be patient. so i'll make lemonade with whatever i have. liquidating funds are so not fun. but you do what you have to do -- i guess. so so so to anybody who owes me money, pony up! i need it. lol. ergo, real estate lesson #2 have enough funds to cover all the shit that you need to pay for. peace!

celebrity schmelebrity

I guess my niece will be super thrilled to know that i ran into miley cyrus today (she's hannah montana at the disney channel). didn't really recognize her at first but she was escorted by two people and she was rail thin like i can literally see her skeleton in her arms so i figured she must be some anorexic celebrity -- and then she started talking with her deep voice. i kinda glanced sideways and was shocked that i recognized her. lol. i guess cuz my niece loves her so much and watches her show all the time. otherwise i'm oblivious to everything around me. too much stuff to think about than gawk at supposedly famous people. but it can't be helped when you work in the entertainment industry, so here's a list of my celebrity run-ins from inception to date:

Jerry Seinfeld - dreamworks cafeteria

Jefferey Katzenberg - dreamworks cafeteria (one of the owners of Dreamworks SKG, he's the K)

Anthony Kiedis - red hot chili peppers front man zooming away in his ferrari from the parking lot across red rocks (no we were not chasing him, he was on his way out of the parking lot lol)

Pauly Shore - at the house of blues

Michael Douglas - I literally ran into him at the elevator at Universal Studios, didn't recognize him, mumbled I'm sorry and all my coworkers laughed at me for being so oblivious

Dancing with the stars hosts, everybody on dancing with the stars during Joey Fatone's season, the episode where Enrique Iglesias sang lol - I got picked to watch one of the final nights for dancing with the stars at our office lottery. Disney owns ABC so we can get VIP tickets for it but limited ra. Does this even count?? Since I went to see them it's not really an official run-in. but whatevs. It's my list and I can do what I want to lol.

Joaquin Phoenix - at the guitar center in hollywood

Juliette Lewis and whoever she's dating - I chatted with her while tasting boar's head cheese at the Ralph's in malibu. Ang again like the retard that I am, I didn't recognize her lol.

Ashley Tisdale - that highschool musical blonde, at our lobby

Miley Cyrus - hannah montana at our elevator

And I think I rode on the elevator with Zac Efron yesterday but I wasn't sure if it was him so it doesn't count lol.

Macy Gray - the singer, at a tennis match in staples

Venus and Serena Williams, Amelie Maresmo, Maria Sharapova etc. - we watched a women's tennis match at staples

The LA Clippers lol

Chyna - that woman wrestler, at the burbank target lol

Jennie Garth and her kids - at the burbank target, I guess this place is popular with celebrities lol

So far the only people I was real thrilled about running into was Juliette Lewis, Jerry Seinfeld and Anthony Kiedis lol. I don't like to talk to celebrities or ask to take pictures or autographs when I do spot them. Mark and I are like: "why? Kami man pud celebrity bah!" Bwahahahaha! It's bisaya snobbery at it's best. Gotta love it. What about you guys? Did you have any celebrity run-ins? What did you do? Apil akong mga pilipinas friends ha, whoever have ran into Mr. hotness from that tagalog movie that has this quote "you had me at my best blah blah blah" nakalimot man gud ko sa title (dili ang main character sa movie, the other guy, kinda dark and super buff)! Reply reply! I want to hear all about it.